"If you don't kiss me this instant--" John said, and then Sherlock's mouth pressed against his.
"that nerd who wants fictional characters to fuck"
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my name's Amber, and johnlock has taken over my life. send me fluffy/smutty headcanons and i will love you forever. i also really love fob. please talk to me about johnlock and fob.
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currently listening to: Folie a Deux, Fall Out Boy; Pretty. Odd., Panic! At The Disco; Conventionals, My Chemical Romance; Vessel, Twenty One Pilots; currently reading: any johnlock fic i come across.
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priorisincantatem:

For Lina (padfootses). HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! :D

heavy is the head that wears the crown

- Irene Adler is no longer any concern of yours. From now on, you will stay out of this.

- Oh will I.

whybenedict:

how i found my bun under the couch

crashyourcrew:

thyartismordor:

amifunnyyetor:

suitsandorcleavage:

condoleezza-ricearoni:

pie-sandwich:

Insomnia

whoa

I’m bothered by how the outlet and plug don’t match

thats the point of the piece. she has insomnia so she cant “plug in” to sleeping. 

this is fucking perfect holy fuck

My life tbh.

viele-katzen:

marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real

"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
- Steve Irwin (r.i.p.)

thrvsting:

when there’s drama going on between two people in your class and one of them makes a really good comeback that you were not expecting and you’re like

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sodamnrelatable:

 

When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time

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DO NOT REBLOG AND/OR PROMOTE JENNIFER LAWRENCE’S LEAKED PHOTOS.

SHE DID NOT RELEASE THEM.

THIS IS AN INVASION OF HER PERSONAL LIFE. 

HELP MAINTAIN JEN’S DIGNITY AND HER PROFESSIONALISM AND DO. NOT. REBLOG. THE. LEAKED. PHOTOS. OF. HER.

Stand by Jennifer to help show our support.

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

earhat:

letskillhiatus graphic battle round 7 ▹ faceless

Holmes & Watson

wentzfam:

parcmore:

infinityonstumps:

can we not send patrick rude tweets for once please 

fans consider this: fall out boy don’t owe u shit

dont forget she also said that fall out boy ‘feels like an abusive boyfriend’. not only is this person ridiculously rude and not only do they have the largest sense of entitlement on the planet, but they’re also the grossest piece of shit ever